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My profile has been getting lots of views lately from people I don’t know and from places I only read about. Someone from Mindanao’s interior is waging a campaign to have me checked out. (She’s a government employee so she must have lots of time on her hands. Hehehe!)

       Here’s the latest of the several she had to say about me:

       “until now i’m still gassing like mad because of what Raymund "bukaneg/kabuneg" Villanueva wrote in his blogs, entirely for me. ang ganda ko! errr…para pud sa malaybalay…

       ”friends, check my profile and scroll down to the testimonials, that one from Raymund, click on the blog thingiewhattevah and read on…

       ”FYI: si Raymund dati kong fan, nag-organize nga siya nga solid dynamic ruzanne fans club northern luzon central chapter!!! gwapo siya, he said so. Ang nanay niya, until now, tahimik sa isyung ito. hehehe.

       ”bitaw, si Raymund, naging ka-kumpetensiya ni buding and tetel sa one-night-only capitol grouds showdownof dancing, singing, redhorse and acapella rendtitions of each their alma mater’s songs/hymns. Ofcourse,talunan si Raymund. sisters ko pa lang yun, huh!

       ”but most importantly, READ his BLOGS! grabe! newspaper ko ang blogs ni Raymund. it’s the only thing nanapaka-honest, informative, funny, down-to-earth and all that ek-ek-ek.

       ”oi, kabuneg, punta kang malaybalay. promise, as in promise…sagot ko lahat!

       ”lahat ng mga tanong mo!

       ”hehehe!

       ”salamat, kabuneg ha! touched ako, grabe!"

       And check out her comments—four of them!—in my blog preceding this. Just because I messed up on the date of her pregnancy, she proceeded to graphically explain when she lost her cherry and when she actually got preggy. Eeewwww!

       In the interest of truth and nothing but, I have the following rejoinders to this debate on who’s had a crush on whom.

       Siya po ang may gusto noon sa akin. Wala pong Ruzanne Romo Fans Club sa North Luzon. Sa Manila lang po. Its founder and president is now a congressman, not a hard-up F1 driver wannabe who I really am. I am not a former fan; I still am (just) an active member—but card-carrying, chest-thumping, and flag-waving.

      Someone said that a person may be judged by the friends s/he keeps. If that guy is no fool, I wonder what people think of me for having Ruzanne as a friend.