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Pabaduyan na lang ng Valentine’s blog!

Let me play psycho-logist this time.  I listed down ten things to help you tasteless readers out there determine whether you’re in love or you should be looking for someone else next Hearts’ Day.  This list is by no means complete.  Pwede dagdagan ito.

You know it’s true love when…

1.  you pick her up from her gimmick at two o’clock in the morning even if you’ve gone to sleep already;

2.  you could share the following items:

     a. toothbrush

     b.  underwear

     c.  a two-pointed toothpick (tig-isang dulo naman)

     d.  eating and drinking utensils

     e.  television and remote commander

     f.  ice cream on cone

     g.  socks

     h. lollipop

     i. deo stick

     j.  week-old towel and pillow case

3.  you could tolerate each other’s bum wind;

4.  you could enter a john just vacated by the other;

5.  you can be civil to his/her annoying friends and relatives for his/her sake;

6.  you still clean and wash the dishes after him/her even even if you promised for the nth time to never again;

7.  you could sleep tight beside him/her even when the neighbors can’t because of his/her snoring;

8.  you wash his/her soiled undies;

9.  you say to your friends and family (s)he looks okey even if (s)he isn’t really; and

10.  you give him/her your last money even if it means you’d be riding the jeepney home.

Any five or, heaven forbid, all would tell you you’re in on it really bad.