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February 28, 2006

Education, the contemporary way

Filed under: Uncategorized — bukaneg @ 6:52 am

I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep since the failed coup last Friday and GMA’s shamefaced declaration of Martial Law. (Pa emergency-emergency pa, warrantless arrest naman ang ipinatutupad.)  I’ve been running around on coverages; our (award-winning) radio program has been suspended; I have so many domestic obligations to fulfill; and I have to attend class online.

     It’s like this, folks:

     We log in to Ateneo de Manila University’s WebCT site, get instructions from the discussion board, dowload our module, do our quiz online, and chat with our professors and classmates in the internet. 

     We are not looking for SEBs; we are having class.  E-ducation ba.

       How did I find myself chatting with a professor who is in Nova Scotia and classmates from Mongolia to Cambodia?  Well, we applied for this diploma for radio journalism program with the Konrad Adanauer Center for Journalism of the Ateneo de Manila University.  Of the two Manila-based working radio journalists accepted this year, both of us are from Kodao Productions–Lui Tumlos and I.

       So here I am, suffering the makulits and pasaways of other countries and their "unique" grammar and syntax when I should be conserving energy for tomorrow’s grind. 

       We still have a dictator to oust, you know.

February 18, 2006

Wong Fei Hung: “Hard as a nail, soft as a thread”

Filed under: Uncategorized — bukaneg @ 2:51 am

Wong_fei_hung_6 It took a while before electricity reached the barrio where I grew up. When we wanted to see movies, we had to go to Tuguegarao which had several double-feature moviehouses. This was in the late 1970s.

       Shortly after, television began gracing the living rooms of some of the houses. In the early afternoons and early evenings, these houses would be packed with both kids and adults who are nakikinood like me. It took my parents several months to finally decide to own one. Perhaps they took pity on us siblings who had to sit on hard floors in cramped spaces along with dozens of other nakikinoods.

       Then the betamax came.

       I don’t know how but everyone called all films “betamax” ranging from Chinese kung (gung) fu movies to “Triple X” porn. Television and betamax erased our traditional after-supper games like sungka, baril-baril, tagu-taguan, tumbang-preso and the like from our consciousness. I sucked in them but I can’t help but be wistful whenever I remember those moonlit nights when our streets would ring with the laughter of the children while the adults would be in groups talking about the latest tsismis.

       (Ang haba ko talagang mag-intro; malayo pa ang take-off.)

       I really wanted to write about my favorite kung fu movies. I had this idea while I was buying half-a-kilo of Cebu litson from an ambulant vendor located beside a vendor of pirated DVDs. I blew my budget for the day when I saw this 6-in-1 DVD of Wong Fei Hung movies and I just had to have a copy. Curiously, the DVD’s subtitle is “Jet Li vs. Jackie Chan.” Now, I don’t know how it became Jet Li contra Jackie Chan because I know they did not appear in a movie together. But that’s English by the Chinese pirates, so I just shrugged my shoulders and forked P35.00.

       While waiting for my lechon to be chopped, I scanned the jacket and saw to my delight that the disc contained “Once Upon a Time in China 1 to 4” and “Drunken Master 1 and 2.” Now, Once Upon a Time in China was 1990s. But “Drunken Master was 1970 so it instantly brought back memories. Hence the long and off-tangent intro.

       (Mahaba pa rin ang paliwanag!)

       Anyway, the past three days, I slept later than usual because I insist on finishing a movie before I call it a night. The following are my observations and some pieces of information I researched about the six movies and our real-life hero (naks, movie critic!) :

a. Jackie Chan’s physical slapstick style is more entertaining than Jet Li’s serious portrayal of the legendary kung fu hero;

b. Jet Li’s portrayal is a little bit closer to the real life and times of Wong Fei Hung than Jackie Chan’s juvenile Wong (although not by much);

c. Wong Fei Hung did not have a “Drunken Master” kung fu style as Jackie Chan’s movies portrayed. Pero, it was Wong’s kalaban in “Drunken Master 1” who used the famed “Shadowless Kick” against our hero!; and

d. Wong Fei Hung’s father was his second teacher and not the first.

       The many hours spent staring wide-eyed at the television screen made me wonder about the real Wong Fei Hung. Following is what I have googled about the guy:

                Wong_fei_hung_2_1 Wong Fei-Hung: The True Story

Wong Fei-Hung was born in 1847, and passed away in 1924. (Some say 1925.) He was a martial arts master, teacher, healer, and revolutionary. He would protect and help those who were weak and defenseless. Wong Kay-Ying was his father, and he was a physician and great martial arts master also, and part of a group known as the "Ten Tigers of Kwantung," and he and his son lived in the city of Canton.

Wong Kay-Ying’s famous medical clinic was Po Chi Lam, and Wong Fei-Hung was there assisting his father. He learned traditional Chinese medicine, and also learned many important values such as generosity and compassion. Wong Kay-Ying always treated a patient, even if he or she was a complete jerk or was poor. He would also secretly treat revolutionaries who were the resistance against the corrupt Ch’ing Dynasty. The Ch’ing Dynasty consisted of Manchu emperors, who had conquered China from there home in Manchuria. They were foreign invaders to the southern Chinese. The southern Shaolin Temple in Fukien was a place where revolutionaries would go to train to fight against the Manchus. The temple was destroyed in 1734, but the few monks and students who escaped traveled throughout China to teach their skills.  Some styles such as Wing Chun (Bruce Lee’s original style) and Hung Gar Kung Fu (Wong Fei-Hung’s style) emerged. The creator of Hung Gar was Hung Hei-Kwun (another martial arts master that was portrayed by Jet Li in New Legend of Shaolin). He was a Fukien tea merchant.

Wong_fei_hung_3_1 Wong Fei-Hung’s martial arts training began when he met with his father’s teacher, Luk Ah Choi. Luk Ah Choi taught Wong Fei-Hung the basics of Hung Gar. After, Wong Kay-Ying took over his son’s training. By his early 20’s, Wong Fei-Hung had made a name for himself as a dedicated physician and a martial arts prodigy. In addition to becoming a master of hung gar, he created the tiger-crane form and added fighting combinations now known as the "nine special fists." Wong Fei-Hung was also skilled with many weapons, especially the long wooden staff and the southern tiger fork. One occasion where he utilised his skill with the staff was when he defeated a thirty-man gang on the docks of Canton. He also protected the weak and poor from both criminal gangs and government forces.

However, his life was not all great joy and triumphs. Wong Fei-Hung’s son, Wong Hawn-Sum, followed his father’s foot steps by protecting the weak and poor of Canton. Unfortunately, he was killed in the 1890’s after being gunned down by the drug gang Dai Fin Yee. After this tragedy, Wong Fei-Hung vowed never to teach his remaining 9 sons martial arts, unless they were targets themselves.

Also, Wong Fei-Hung’s first three wives died young, and after, decided to live the rest of his life alone. But in 1903, during an outdoor martial arts demonstration, he met a 16 year old girl named Mok Gwai Lan, and asked for her hand in marriage. She was also a skilled martial artist who taught all of the women’s classes, and even taught some of the men’s classes, which was rare since hardly any women mastered kung fu at the time. In 1924, Wong Fei-Hung died peacefully, a happy and humble man.

Wong Fei-Hung is truly a hero of China. A hero is somebody noted for feats of courage. A hero does righteous things not for money, not for any other venal motivations except, for the benefit of everybody else.

       And I learned that Bruce Lee’s original martial arts style before he developed his own Jeet Kun Do can be traced back to Wong Fei Hung’s “Hung Wong_fei_hung_4_1 Gar” style. Also, Wong Fei Hung was the most famous dancer of the Chinese Lion Dance and was referred to as the "King Of Lions." He was also the head instructor of the Kwuntung army and leader of the Civilian Militia as depicted in the Jet Li movies.

       Finally, it is not mentioned in this incomplete article but Wong Fei Hung also struggled against the Manchurian invasion of his country, the corruption of the Manchurian government and the British and American colonialism in China. (This much could be gleaned from the “Once Upon a Time in China” series.)

       Indeed, before there was a Mao Tse Tung, there was a Wong Fei Hung. Now that China is being gripped by capitalist railroaders once more, I hope for another Mao and Wong to lead the great Chinese people.

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Wong Fei-hung Filmography

1997 - Once Upon a Time in China & America

1994 - Drunken Master II 

1994 - Once Upon a Time in China 5

1993 - Iron Monkey 

1993 - Last Hero in China 

1993 - Once Upon a Time in China 4 

1993 - Once Upon a Time in China 3

1992 - Once Upon a Time in China 2 

1991 - Once Upon a Time in China 

1986 - Millionaire’s Express 

1981 - Dreadnought 

1981 - Martial Club

1980 - Magnificent Kick 

1979 - Butcher Wing

1979 - Magnificent Butcher

1978 - Drunken Master 

1976 - Challenge of the Masters

1974 - The Skyhawk

1970 - Wong Fei Hung: Bravely Crushing the Fire Formation

1969 - Wong Fei Hung in Sulphur Valley

1969 - Wong Fei Hung’s Combat with the Five Wolves

1969 - Wong Fei Hung: The Conquerer of the ‘Sam-hong Gang’

1969 - Wong Fei Hung: The Duel foe the ‘Sha-yu-qing’

1968 - Wong Fei Hung: Duel for the Championship

1968 - Wong Fei Hung: The Duel Against the Black Rascal

1968 - Wong Fei Hung: The Eight Bandits

1968 - Wong Fei Hung: The Invincible ‘Lion Dancer’

1968 - Wong Fei Hung: The Incredible Success in Canton

1967 - Wong Fei Hung Meeting the Heroes with the Tiger Paw

1961 - How Wong Fei Hung Smashed the Five Tigers

1960 - Wong Fei Hung’s Battle with the Gorilla

1960 - Wong Fei Hung’s Combat in the Boxing Ring

1959 - How Wong Fei Hung Defeated the Tiger on the Opera Stage

1959 - Wong Fei Hung Trapped in the Hell

1959 - The White Lady’s Reincarnation

1959 - Wong Fei Hung on Rainbow Bridge

1958 - Wong Fei Hung Saves the Kidnapped Liang Kuan

1958 - How Wong Fei Hung Used an Iron-Fowl Against the Eagle

1958 - Wong Fei Hung Gets Rid of the Three Rascals

1958 - Wong Fei Hung’s Victory at Ma Village

1958 - Wong Fei Hung’s Battle with the Bullies in the Boxing Ring

1956 - Wong Fei-hung Goes to a Birthday Party at Guanshan

1956 - Wong Fei-hung’s Battle at Mount Goddess of Mercy

1956 - Wong Fei-hung’s Pilgrimage to Goddess of Sea Temple

1956 - Wong Fei-hung Rescues the Fishmonger

1956 - How Wong Fei-hung Vanquished the Bully at the Red Opera Float

1956 - Wong Fei-hung’s Victory at Xiao Beijiang

1956 - How Wong Fei-hung Vanquished the Ferocious Dog in Shamian

1956 - How Wong Fei-hung Thrice Captured Sp Shu-lim in the Water

1956 - Wong Fei-hung Wins the Dragon Boat Race

1956 - Wong Fei-hung’s Story: Iron Cock against Centipede

1956 - How Wong Fei-hung Pitted a Lion against the Unicorn

1956 - How Wong Fei-hung Subdued the Two Tigers

1956 - How Wong Fei-hung Vanquished Twelve Lions

1956 - Wong Fei-hung’s Seven Battles with Fiery Unicorn

1956 - How Wong Fei-hung Saved the Dragon’s Mother

1956 - How Wong Fei-hung Thrice Tricked the Lady Security Escort

1956 - How Wong Fei-hung Fought Five Dragons Single-Handedly

1956 - How Wong Fei-hung Pitted Seven Lions against the Gold Dragon

1956 - Wong Fei-hung and the Lantern Festival Disturbance

1956 - Wong Fei-hung’s Battle at Shuangmendi

1956 - Wong Fei-hung and the Courtesan’s Boat Argument

1956 - How Wong Fei-hung Set Fire to Dashatou

1956 - Wong Fei-hung’s Fight in Foshan

1956 - Wong Fei-hung at a Boxing Match

1955 - How Wong Fei-hung Vanquished the Bully at a Long Dyke

1955 - Wong Fei-hung’s Victory at the Sipai Lou

1955 - Wong Fei-hung’s Rival for the Fireworks

1955 - The True Story of Wong Fei-hung

February 15, 2006

A season of Sangasang/Dangadang

Filed under: Uncategorized — bukaneg @ 9:05 pm

Apayao_1 I almost choked on my thick Isabela “zinaga” (dinuguan) while having lunch today.  On today’s paper is an item announcing that the governor of Apayao wants to open up the province to mining.  My fragrant and inviting lunch suddenly went tasteless when I read that the governor’s announcement was given when bogus President Arroyo visited the province last Monday.

       I do not know if Elias Bulut, the governor, is an Isneg.  I find it hard to believe he is one.  A true Isneg would not want foreign rapists on his land.  But should Bulut’s plans come through, Copperfield Mining, Asia-Pacific Mining, Coolobah Mining, Cordillera Exploration, Wolfland Resources and Lambunao Mining shall be sucking out all riches in the towns of Kabugao, Conner and Calanasan in no time.

       As the CBCP rightly puts it, there is absolutely no moral nor economic nor environmental justification for the Mining Act of 1995 as passed by this country’s f*c*i*g Congress, as affirmed by this country’s f*c*i*g Supreme Court and as peddled by this country’s fucking government!  (No, I don’t care to bleep the last one.) 

       A fucking six-year tax holiday for the mining firms?  The right to ship all our minerals to their own fucking countries?  The right to exploit the people’s cheap and docile labor?

       And where has the distinction of being the world’s second biggest producer of gold (second only to South Africa) for hundreds of years brought the Philippines?  Nowhere!  So Bulut and Arroyo should spare us their lies that mining, as it is in this country, is for development and is pro-poor.  Mga tarantado!

       I call on all Isnegs to rise up and vigorously oppose this plan.  I know that some locals, including their adopted sons and daughters like Risa Jopson, are already doing something about this. 

       But Isnegs already have in their culture a most potent weapon against mining and extraction.  I learned this when I was in Apayao myself many years ago. (See “Remembering Pako Valley” posted on this blog May 24, 2005.) It’s called Sangasang/Dangadang.

      When an Isneg dies, his clan declares a portion of the forest a Sangasang/Dangadang area for a length of time.  Before strangers and migrants came to Apayao, the Sangasang/Dangadang usually lasted for a year, although the berieved may choose a longer or shorter period.  While the Sangasang/Dangadang is in effect, no human can enter the place, gather its fruits, cut its trees nor disturb it in any manner on the point of death.  A violation of the Sangasang/Dangadang is a cassus belli, a cause for war.

       When the crony loggers of the hated Martial Law regime (Enrile, et.al) wanted to cart away Apayao’s forests, the Isnegs widened the scope of their Sangasang/Dangadang and lengthened its duration to prevent the loggers from coming in.  The military dogs conscripted by the loggers and politicians came to know Isneg wrath when they violated the custom.  Marag, Pako and Zinundungan Valleys are places where the Isnegs’ heroism is a banner flying high over the graves of thousands of fascist soldiers.

       The bogus President came a-visiting; foreign mining firms are coming.  I foresee a season of Sangasang/Dangadang.

February 13, 2006

It’s true love when… (Ten things about the person you love)

Filed under: Uncategorized — bukaneg @ 3:45 am

Puso Pabaduyan na lang ng Valentine’s blog!

Let me play psycho-logist this time.  I listed down ten things to help you tasteless readers out there determine whether you’re in love or you should be looking for someone else next Hearts’ Day.  This list is by no means complete.  Pwede dagdagan ito.

You know it’s true love when…

1.  you pick her up from her gimmick at two o’clock in the morning even if you’ve gone to sleep already;

2.  you could share the following items:

     a. toothbrush

     b.  underwear

     c.  a two-pointed toothpick (tig-isang dulo naman)

     d.  eating and drinking utensils

     e.  television and remote commander

     f.  ice cream on cone

     g.  socks

     h. lollipop

     i. deo stick

     j.  week-old towel and pillow case

3.  you could tolerate each other’s bum wind;

4.  you could enter a john just vacated by the other;

5.  you can be civil to his/her annoying friends and relatives for his/her sake;

6.  you still clean and wash the dishes after him/her even even if you promised for the nth time to never again;

7.  you could sleep tight beside him/her even when the neighbors can’t because of his/her snoring;

8.  you wash his/her soiled undies;

9.  you say to your friends and family (s)he looks okey even if (s)he isn’t really; and

10.  you give him/her your last money even if it means you’d be riding the jeepney home.

Any five or, heaven forbid, all would tell you you’re in on it really bad.

February 9, 2006

Leave them kids alone!

Filed under: Uncategorized — bukaneg @ 7:37 pm

Bruha_2 While terrorists were Kamikaze-bombing New York and Washington DC that fateful 9/11 a few years ago, problem student Dubya was busy trying to convince Florida schoolkids that his IQ was a shade higher than theirs.  He failed, of course.  What can be expected from a man who can’t even pronounce the name of the country he pulverized?  Ay-rack?

      True-blue puppet that she is, Gloria also tried her hand at being a school marm, este, schoolteacher recently.  She tried teaching Mandaluyong City kids English and Geography.  She, too, failed. 

       For one, she is not one to be emulated when it comes to speaking her master’s tounge.  GMA speaks it worse than Erap after a few shots of whisky–"I am shorry." and "It wush a lapshe in judgement." etc., etc.  Second, she doesn’t seem to know that the Philippines is at the Western edge of the Pacific and not somewhere in Texas where Dubya himself was hatched.

       I wish that both these hateful politicians would leave the kids alone.  They should accord them with some degree of respect as I am sure the kids know that both are bigtime poll cheats and warfreaks.  Matuto pang mandaya at manakit ang mga bata.   

      I also wish they’d stop fancying themselves as teachers.  In their respective administrations, they haven’t increased the salaries of teachers.  And under GMA, the Philippine education system is laboring under its worst crisis–the biggest shortage in the number of teachers, books, desks and classrooms. 

       Sir Dubya and Ma’am Gloria?  Kilabot!